Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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