It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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