so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize