did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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