Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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