Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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