I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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