Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
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