i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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