I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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