Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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