You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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