No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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