So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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