I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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