Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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