i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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