if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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