I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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