so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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