Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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