All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's rum buckets o'clock
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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