Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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