Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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