Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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