I wannas sexs uuuuu
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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