Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?†This is time sensitive.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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