guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize