yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
