i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I came so hard my ears popped.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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