I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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