i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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