There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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