Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
