very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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