Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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