after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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