i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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