Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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