Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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