The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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