i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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