OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dick very happy bro
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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