Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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