we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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