I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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