singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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