: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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