the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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