my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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