I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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