Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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