what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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